Imagine Hannibal Lector going down a slide and not once breaking eye contact w/ you.
I’m picturing a spiral slide, so he has to whip his head dramatically to keep eye contact
- Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
- Cherry - I love you.
- Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
- Blueberry - You’re amazing.
- Kiwi - You’re pretty
- Rasberry - You’re hot.
- Plum - I would fuck you.
- Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
- Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
- Starfruit - You are my tumblr crush.
- Orange - I want to get to know you.
- Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
- Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
- Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Me, after someone listed all the things that were wrong with a movie (via enchantedpetrichor)
film student friends, i’m looking at you
Fuck you, I still liked it
THEY’RE SO USELESS AND STUPID I WANT THREE THOUSAND
sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean