dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain
And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.
As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.
Yes it does.
It really does
the penis people’s showers are so boring compared to this
yes penis people because not everyone with a penis is a boy
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila